ZThemes

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

cheesk:

korkysays:

hehthar:

The 90s in one graphic.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING.

On every cardboard cup

cheesk:

korkysays:

hehthar:

The 90s in one graphic.

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING.

On every cardboard cup

septemberism94:

tvd-iron-fey-nerdy:

this is terrifying and beautiful at the same time

Wild fires are as important as they are destructive nature is so fucking cool

applefanaidyn:

"GOT MILK?!?"

indefinitedreamstate:

hidddlestoner:

best-of-memes:

Love foxes

you guys don’t understand how much this post makes me want a pet fox.
nylonfiberpizza bb foxxxxxxx!
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
image

pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

labias:

PLEASE

labias:

PLEASE