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relahvant:

lardypoison:

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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"hogwarts’ fast train"

with such loveable characters as

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and of course who could forget the four houses

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and possibly the most dignified

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Wfftipwff!

Crystal questions!

Agate: How do you see yourself?
Amethyst: How often do you meditate?
Blue Quartz: List five things that make you happy.
Carnelian: Tell us a story about when you were strong.
Celestite: What is your ambition in life?
Charoite: Where do you feel safest?
Fire Opal: What is your vision for the future?
Fluorite: What have you been focused on lately?
Garnet: What have your emotions been lately?
Golden Calcite: Are you healing from anything at the moment?
Hessonite: What is a current goal of yours?
Kunzite: What grounds you?
Kyanite: Who has taught you the most in life?
Malachite: How do you best express yourself?
Petalite: List the steps of an ordinary day of yours.
Petrified Wood: Do you remember any your past lives?
Quartz Crystal: Who do you feel most supported by?
Red Jasper: Do you consider yourself grounded?
Ruby: Who are you most connected to?
Smokey Quartz: Are you protective?
Spirit Quartz: Who do you consider family?
Tiger's Eye: Tell us a pain from your past.
Titanium Quartz: Do you consider yourself open-minded?
Turquoise: Tell us about a lesson you've learned.
White Calcite: Where do you go for guidance?

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

jetbag:

"look at the stars, 

look how they shine for you” image

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

maraglen:

tattoosfade:

tortillastack:

science are u ok

fucktupled.

Fucktupled is the only scientific measure I use now,

gnumblr:

checking out the booty like

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pleatedjeans:

via

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

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lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road